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Saturday, September 17th, 2005
4:33 pm - it hasn't been long enough!
Well, I'm sitting here waiting for clinic to close, so I figured I am in fact bored enough to update my journal! I'm supposed to be helping Terry paint her house right now, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Our ridiculous patients have such unreliable escorts that I'll never get to leave. Bastards. Ok, now that I'm thinking about it, I have nothing to say. So... um... bye!

current mood: aggravated

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Monday, June 13th, 2005
6:03 pm
Not Guilty? For real?

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Saturday, January 22nd, 2005
2:59 pm - so what if i had to cheat?
Ok, now THIS is more like it!

You would most like Stephen Saunders. You like ‘em hot and evil, and Saunders has both in a nice British package. So what if he’s a little on the nutty side? He’s got the world in the palm of his hand. Just make sure you keep his daughter far, far away from CTU.

Which 24 Guy Do You Like?

current mood: chipper

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2:55 pm
Because I'm stuck at work during a stupid blizzard, I am very very very very bored. So I took this quiz, and I can't decide whether or not to be offended.

You would most like Tony Almeida. He’s all professional at work—or so he would like you to think. Tony’s just a loyal little puppy dog at heart. He may surprise you with how compassionate he is, but he’ll undoubtedly win you over with his kind heart.

Which 24 Guy Do You Like?

current mood: contemplative

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Friday, January 7th, 2005
4:38 pm

I am nerdier than 11% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!

current mood: bored

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Wednesday, October 13th, 2004
9:39 pm - um... what happened to Last Comic Standing?
Thomas (or any one of the three people who know this journal exists):
Alonzo won last comic standing? Why would they not show the last episode? Seriously, the ratings for LCS couldn't possibly be worse than that dumb lion show!

Tonight during the debate:
George W Bush was bragging that he doesn't intend to get a flu shot, due to the shortage. Yeah, he terrifies me enough as it is, I don't need him trying to run the country all hopped up on Nyquil. Get your damn flu shot.

Later, Kerry came out with this pearl of wisdom... "I respect the Second Ammendment and I will not tamper with the Second Ammendment." And then he babbled on about some nonsense about how he's been a hunter since the age of 12 or 13... whatever. Hey John Kerry, I have a new campaign slogan for you! John Kerry: Practically a Republican! Because Lord Almighty, that's how you're positioning yourself.

They're both making me a little sick now. I need to go lie down.

current mood: sick

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Tuesday, August 31st, 2004
12:42 am - i think i'm losing my mind...
for fuck's sake, wasn't stephen baldwin in THREESOME?????
where did all his religious overzealousness come from?
he's out of his damn mind.
if he really wanted to do good for society, he'd go to each and every blockbuster in the US and pull bio-dome off the shelf.

current mood: shocked

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Monday, July 26th, 2004
11:55 pm - A Good Night in Boston
Dearest Thomas:

Since you slept through the convention tonight, I shall give you my highlights here, since I know how obsessively you check livejournal.

"Strength and wisdom are not opposing values."
--William Jefferson Clinton

You should read a transcript of his speech now. It's very sad you missed it.

And then, something that just made me giggle:
"If you're happy, tell your face!"
--Chris Matthews, giving some free advice to John Kerry

current mood: hopeful

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Thursday, July 22nd, 2004
11:19 pm - preservation of evilness
On the one hand, I do not wish to encourage my sister's craziness.
On the other hand, it makes me really proud when she exhibits evilness.
On the third hand, evilness is not funny when it's directed at ME.
On Yanni's hand, my sister will rue the day she decided to mess with me!

Anyhoo, witness this. This is what I found in my profile when I logged on today.

interests: 4400, alessandro nivola, alex/kyle, alias, ani difranco, buffoonery, comedy, dar williams, fanfiction, femslash, hobbits, jason behr, jazz, kyle valenti, liz/tess, maria/kyle, merry, michael vartan, monk, movies, music, one tree hill, pippin, prince william, roswell, ruling the world, sark/vaughn, screech, slash, smarshall, spiderman, syd/marshall, sydney bristow, tivo, tobey maguire, wonderfalls.

See, she's trying to get all tricky. Hoping that maybe I won't see the hideous lies amongst things that I do actually enjoy. BUT I'M ONTO YOU, SISTER! I will preserve your display of evilness here in this entry, but I cannot allow these lies to stay in my profile. It will attract the wrong kind of person, if you know what I mean (by "wrong kind of person," I am of course referring to Michael Vartan fans. I didn't even know he HAD fans. Sick bastards).

current mood: complacent

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Tuesday, July 20th, 2004
6:21 pm
I write poems.

Only occasionally.

When I forget to bathe for long periods of time and inundate myself with vodka and painkillers while watching all the seasons of stargate

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Friday, July 9th, 2004
8:38 pm - yet another terrible crime has occured!
dearest livejournalers,
my sissy named pissy is a weirdo. don't pay no attantion to her. now i am off to change my profile, as i do not in fact enjoy dick cheney.

--sucio del toro vin diesel h. macy huff

current mood: annoyed

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6:06 pm
It's been so long, my friends.

I can explain.

I've been sucked into a dirty world.

No, not the adult film industry--I leave that for Bebel.

And not gang-banging people with pinatas either--that's Patricia's job.

I'm writing Smarshell fanfiction. Sydney/Marshall from Alias for you not-so-cool folks.

Now, I need an icon of the Smarshell lovings. SOmeone help me.

current mood: busy

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Sunday, March 14th, 2004
9:28 pm
First, a pure GIP because this was the part of Wonderfalls that made me laugh so hard I cried. Not cried like I do whenever I watch the end of Titanic (which, is like, my favorite movie of ALL time!!!) or even the way I cry when I think about my pure, unadulterated love for Joey Fatone's father, Papa Fatone.

current mood: horny

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Friday, January 16th, 2004
7:02 pm
You are an intelligent git, but we love you anyway
You are ... about to kill me for asking you these

Who are you in the Harry Potter or Hogwarts Universe?
brought to you by Quizilla

well, i'm off to shower.

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Friday, January 2nd, 2004
4:21 pm - a terrible crime has occured!
fellow journal-makers:
i did NOT write the previous entry. i do not believe that my sister is prettier nor is she smarter than i! and i am NOT chipper. and i do NOT listen to all nsync all the time.

i only listen to nsync on tuesdays.

oh yeah, happy new year. and be sure not to entrust things like your livejournal password to girls named thomas.

but the icon is pretty, ain't it?

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Monday, December 8th, 2003
8:20 pm
my sister rules! She is the greatest. I bow before her--seeing as she is much prettier and smarter than I...and she made me this lovely icon.

current mood: chipper

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Thursday, October 9th, 2003
10:34 pm
I'm watching Full House!

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Friday, September 19th, 2003
6:07 pm

I'm from Slytherin!

Hogwart's Sorting Hat Quiz

made by The Genki Gang

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Friday, November 29th, 2002
5:39 pm - lalala
i was told to update my journal by my sister. who i'm guessing is the only person who's reading it anyhow. which is just plain silly anyway, since thomas already knows EVERYTHING anyhow. well hello, thomas, evil platypus! did you come to check on my sucio icon? it's still there, see? now make my snape wallpaper, nooch!

young gun

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Friday, November 22nd, 2002
10:12 pm - The Printshop j-ho
My sister is hella lame. She made me an icon for a journal i haven't used in a year and a half. Obviously, she has some issues to work through. But yeah, that's my husband, since i'm sucio del toro. ::hides::


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